Just kidding, more random thoughts
- I am excited to be a parent so I can say things like “Go to your room!” “You’re grounded! For weeks.” Also to give them the same false sense of hope I had when I got “We’ll see” as a response and the annoying “Not now Johnny, can’t you see I’m on the phone?”, even if little Johnny is in dire need of my attention
- I am also really excited to be a professor so I can say things like “I’m sorry but if I let you take the test on a different day, then I would have to let everyone who wants to take it on a different day too. And I just can’t do that. You wouldn’t want special treatment would you? That just wouldn’t be fair, now would it?” And also, “No, I will not give you that extra half of a point”
- And I want to have a husband so I can throw a fit in the middle of the supermarket and scream “YOU DON’T EVEN NOTICE ME ANYMORE!! DO YOU EVEN SEE ME!?” and then throw a cucumber.
These are my top reasons for wanting children, a professor profession and a husband.
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I believe in my dreams, they are all I wildly hold on to. I bitch a lot. I'm an overachiever with a lot of procrastination. Sarcastic and there's more where that came from. Stubborn well beyond logic. I eat like a growing boy, curse like a sailor, and like to be treated like a lady.
