June 2012
“When I say, “I love you,” it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have...”
– Joss Whedon (via ohhhkat)
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My 2 Favorite Texts from The Boyfriend's Mother
1. “I’m trying to learn how to make that smiley face…oh look! :) I did!!”
2. “Your text messages have a remarkably conversational tone”
I don’t even know what the second one means. Ps. She has an iphone. How come I don’t?
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“Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an...”
– via a friend’s facebook status
Sometimes you feel less lonely being alone.
I go to sleep in a sports bra and comfy shorts so...
“Tip toe your fingers
across the globe of my skin
and find a new home.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
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Raw Food Vegan Diet!: Top 10 Nutrient Dense Green... →
raw-vegan:
Collard Greens -1000
Kale - 1000
Watercress - 1000
Bok Choy - 824
Spinach - 739
Broccoli Rabe - 715
Chinese/Napa Cabbage - 704
Brussel Sprouts - 672
Swiss Chard - 670
Arugula - 559
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Pop Pilates: Song Challenges
I needed something to get me in the mood to work out today because I wasn’t feeling it much. I’ve been so sore from yesterday’s HIIT work out, but after I did the 10-minute stretch video (2x) I felt ready to go. I was inspired by Self’s issue on music and what it can do for your work outs so I decided to try some POP music challenges that way I could hear some pumped up...
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Hump Day
My morning was off to a bad start. I was annoyed when I woke up (thanks PMS) and my interactions were tense. I got to my internship only to find out the failed system of communication screwed me once again. There were no kids in class today because of parent-teacher conferences and therefore my presence there to collect data was useless.
But then, my coworker friend Lisa asked if we could stop...
It's time for me and my Self Magazine to cuddle in...
random fact: I decided to stop reading Cosmopolitan magazine. I analyzed all of the covers I have over the years and they’re all the same. There are only (excuse my french) so many tips you can give on how to suck a dick. I’ve swapped this magazine for Allure (only because I got a free subscription after a once-in-a-lifetime online order from Forever 21) and I actually really like it....
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Oprah's Next Chapter: Kardashian-Jenner Family...
oprah part 1 [x]
oprah part 2 [x]
I just think whether you like them or not—Oprah brought out a very real side out of each of them.
Phone Menus...
Call this number in order to solve this problem
After 5 steps through the phone menu…
This is the decision on your case: you should call this number to solve your problem
WHAT?
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Most horrible yet hilarious thing I've...
Kahlil: When I tell you how I did the STUPIDEST thing EVER yesterday, you're going to roll over and DIE
Me: What did you do?
Kahlil: I took a cake to a wake yesterday that said, "Congratulations" on it.
I woke up sad today
A series of bad dreams and worrying about life. So I called out of my internship and these are the things I’ve done:
slept
snuggled with my honeybuns
wrote a letter to my half sister in Beirut
read my advisors comments on the data analysis for my thesis
slept
ate a homemade grilled chicken taco w/ guacamole, corn & bean salsa, sour cream and grilled onions and peppers
watched...
“We tell people they are “strong” when we are uncomfortable with their pain and...”
– Captain Awkward, “The lie of ‘strength.’” (via baddominicana)
THIS is exactly how I felt when I told people about my dad. I don’t want to be told I’m strong sometimes.
Reisa just made me want waffle fries.
:(
