tylerknott: Did you have a happy childhood? they asked. Did? I asked back. Funny, I suppose I never knew it had ended. -Tyler Knott Gregson-
sunra: The basic idea of karma is not punishment. Karma presents the opportunity for development; to make use of opportunities that were not taken advantage of, to fill in gaps of ignorance, to enlarge understanding through experience, to do what should be done. — Seth via nirvikalpa
In my dream, I was at some resort which quickly turned like what seemed like a really nice frat house and a frat party with a lot of brothers and a lot of sorority girls. It resembled a playboy mansion pool party as I once saw it on an episode of Sex and The City. Actually, I saw a girl in a bunny suit and gave her a really dirty look. Everyone else was in bikinis. 3x in three different small...
Oh my darling honey bee, no longer stuck where he...
Oh my darling honey bee, I have saved you and now that you’re with me—we can make our own honey.
He says he's gonna try for a job in the Meat...
I’m just too immature to not have at least 10 sexual jokes for that one
The bar is easier than snorkeling
Bryan: how was it?
Me: awesome, except i cant snorkel
Bryan: did you choke on the water
Me: yeah i was straight sippin it through my "straw". also known as my breathing tube
Bryan: hahaha. oh saskia
Me: i clearly was not an islander in another life
Bryan: it's not calico jack's fishbowl
Things About My Vacation
horseback riding - We took a 3.5 hour ride starting at a ranch, up a mountain side, through a forrest, across some rivers and through villages in the mountains. Horses hurt your ass and if you lean too far forward they hurt your vagina. To prevent this, you grip tighter with your legs, which results in very sore legs and a funny walk the next day. My horse didn’t much like walking through...
You have never been inlove
Until you’ve seen the stars, reflected in his eyes. [to be continued]
I just read a spoiler for my book trying to read up on the author. very. very, upset. no seriously, I could cry.
Back in the USA
I’m black I have pictures to prove it I’m happy I’m starving
And BAM! Just like that. The Man robbed us of an...
My new favorite artist
Zee Avi She’s asian. She sings pretty songs. Listen to: Honey Bee Bitter Heart Poppy First of The Gang to Die Darlin’ It Ain’t Easy I love her style. I can’t really describe it. I can just listen to them all on repeat while I go about my business, such as packing.