January 2010
5:00am
goodnight
I love the sound of teeth brushing
that might be the number one reason I brush.
::scrub scrub scrub::
Drink Triple. See Double. Act Single.
I feel like that is definitely the advice some people are taking.
“Dude… I took a dump, and that shit was better to watch then this video.”
– So sometimes when I watch youtube videos, I scroll down to see the comments while the vid is loading. This was by far, the best comment I’ve seen so far.
Random acts of kindness does exist.
brain-food:
I went to the grocery store with my mom to pick up ‘necessities’ both of us are hard on money right now (ie; me being with only 3 dollars in the banking account, and her living paycheck to paycheck) so we could only afford the basics.
We get to the check out, and my mom ditches me with a last minute run back to the Diary aisle since she forgot the milk. Now being left to ‘guard the...
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J.D. Salinger, ’The Catcher in the Rye’ Author,...
nooooo
Catcher In The Rye is up there on my favorite books.
bachata
You know what is up there on my number one disappointment in a relationship? When you can’t say, “that’s our thing”. I think that is very important. You have to have some type of tradition, some type of word/saying, some handshake, some thing that you two do that is not going to be shared with other people. ever. It’s something that even after you break up, you think...
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Tuesday
clean up my room
I accidentally hit this bullet option, but its useful
write lab report
write up experiment in lab notebook
study for lab quiz
food at some point
You ever stop to think about someone you spend a lot of time with and suddenly realize, wow.. I really don’t like you?
When nothing seems to go right, go left.
Whilst tutoring
2nd grader: I'm tireddd
Coworker: You sleep when you die. Ok so, what's 3 plus 5?
I still feel the need to clap and stomp when I say...
“dont you worry about what time it is, its time to live”
– V.
I'm eating cold chicken
because I’m too lazy to find a heating device
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I put my dick in this life until that bitch came.
oh gosh.
blasianboo921:
I have that stupid, annoying, anxious, ball of knots and excitement, hope, and nervousness in my stomach every time my blackberry vibrates.
and then there’s that disappointment when it’s just an email, or a text from someone else.
:(
man, if this isnt the worst/best feeling in the world lol idk what is.
Im pretty sure the purpose of life is
food.
We were born to cook and eat. <3
Hubba Hubba...
In Three Minutes Flat
Judging from the average porn flick, romance novel, or locker room conversation, a Martian landing on Earth would probably assume that intercourse would last somewhere in the vicinity of 40 minutes. But if that Martian were to actually enter into a relationship, he might be in for a big disappointment. Such marathon sessions are the exception to the rule; surveys find that the average sex session...
What should I order to eat?
I want a round bed
SPRING BREAK OFFICIALLY BOOKEDDD!!!!!
thisoldsoul:
so exciteddddddd!!! :D
is this your trip with el?
Nothing ruins days more than bills.
Goodnight guys
For serious?
So let me get this straight. You make a fake facebook where it is obvious you stole some poor asian girls pictures off the internet. You claim to be from Rhode Island and that you go… no wait, went to my school as part of the class of ‘06. Somehow, all of your facebook friends (all 80 of them) are people from my hometown in New Jersey. You have no activity on your facebook except...
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On second thought, maybe you should believe the hype if you’re American. I’ve been drinking suspicious water for years. I have a feeling my stomach lives in a different world than yours.
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Fact
When I went to Mexico, I got real thirsty and desperate one night and filled myself up a glass straight out of my hotel bathroom sink. My shits were solid, and I’m still alive today.
This weekend was exhausting. Next weekend, I’m aiming for relaxing.
Still have homework to finish but I’m taking a break to watch some shows online.
Guys,
I lost my voice. Likely from drinking. This weekend was exhausting and it is hard to believe that drinking/clubbing is business, but this weekend it actually was. My entire body aches and is pleading with me not to start my biochemstry homework. I’m not saying I didn’t enjoy it, but I sort of feel like a truck ran me over and then stupidly reversed to see if I was okay.
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Guys,
I have done ZERO work, and it is Saturday evening.
In a few hours, I need to go host a club party…more business than pleasure.
And, tomorrow I have a series of meetings and workshops to attend.
Who wants to do my biochem problem set? write my lab report?
Here comes trouble.
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“I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could...”
– J.D. Salinger (via quote-book)
Guys,
I’m bored. However, I’m really happy to be wearing no pants so I don’t want to move outside or invite anyone to hang out.
no pants freedom vs. social life
no pants wins again
I fall inlove quickly
with ideas.
Some call it being a dreamer.
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Want.
I’m really not into that cute animal posting shit, but these, I want these. White tigers are the most beautiful animals.
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You're so hot tempered
with the shortest fuse
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I want a pet baby bear
but I can settle for a fish named Op den Bosch
or 2 turtles, Crush and Squirt
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3 Relationship Wreckers
3 Relationship Wreckers
1. Depriving Your Partner (not being attentive, expressive, affectionate, supportive, caring, loving): Being there physically is not enough. We cannot expect our relationship to thrive if we withdraw emotionally for extended periods of time. In order to be fully present, we must be aware of our partner and be willing to show how we feel both verbally and non-verbally....
30 Ways To Make Your Life More Simple
30 Ways to Make Your Life More Simple
January 11, 2009 by Rebecca
This quick and to the point article is from the blog On Simplicity.
Resign from a commitment you’re not passionate about.
Stop trying to be perfect.
Implement a basic cleaning schedule.
Sign up for automatic billpay.
Automate a portion of your investing.
Clean out your media collection and keep only the items you love.
...
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Fuck off, please.
When it’s obvious that you are lecturing me simply because you are not involved in the plan, please just don’t. Here’s the deal, I was never raised with traditional parental figures. I grew up telling myself to do my homework, to do well in school, to get a job, to save money, to come home at a reasonable hour (yes, I had self given curfews), to go to bed at a reasonable hour, to...