September 2009
LMFAO, i love my friends
Me: Did you know if you damage your amygdala you start to examine things with your mouth and fuck inappropriate objects? You also lose all fear and taste aversion
Friend 1: Isnt Amydala a basketball player?
Friend 2: Like the Queen of Star Wars, Natalie Portman.. kinda cuteeee? And (about friend 1), thats IGUIdala dumbass!
Friend 2: Oh, wait, thats Queen Amidala, thats crazy, I wonder if thats where she got her name from!
Me: ....
Almost Got Hit Today... Some Bumbaclot Tried To...
(via kiloko)
Bumbaclot! lol I love it. Also, this is the first time I see this spelled.
Yesss my food has arrived
time to pig out and study =)
I want to follow some new people
suggestions?
High end institution vs. Good Jobs
One of my friends makes me so damn angry when we talk about “high end institutions” (such as the one I attend) and getting jobs in the real world. He swears that I think I’m just good money because I’m going to one of these places and that I believe I don’t need to work hard once I get out into the “real world”. He also thinks “high end...
Paintballin!
I’m finally going this Saturday. Its gonna be a long weekend. Paintballin’ from 10am-6pm, Relay For Life from 7pm till 7am on Sunday and then dance practice. Goodbye sleep.
I have absolutely not the right clothes as well. =)
Wuz up wit the URL?
kiloko:
light-weight:
Some of you are probably curious as to why my URL is light-weight.tumblr. Allow me to explain… I spent hours 5 minutes thinking of a perfect word to describe me and this is what i came up with. “But Why?”, you ask. Because im litterally a light-weight in every way. plain and simple.
Example #1- Im skinny. skinny= light in weight
Example#2- I smoke weed every now and...
I am cold.
kiloko:
(via brainfood-)
its breezy out too!
lookbookdotnu
welcome =)
cold wet rainy cold wet windy
I don’t want to go to bed, because that means I’ll wake up and then have to go to school. And that requires venturing out into the freezing rain at 8am. hmph.
Im having a Hot Pocket
memotome:
ihearthotsauce:
for the first time in forever.
Ever since Jim Gaffigans stand-up on comedy central I never had them again.
Diarrhea Pocket!
“I think the jingle can be something like, Hot Pockettttt.”
“What are gonna call it in Mexico?”
“Caliente pockettt”
“You’ve got a gift my friend.”
“Individual human beings are all tools, that the
others use to help us all...”
– Ender’s Game, Orson Scott Card (via memotome)
Use your resources.
Im having a Hot Pocket
for the first time in forever.
Ever since Jim Gaffigans stand-up on comedy central I never had them again.
dear McDonald's
glitteringcloud9:
forca:
why does your sweet tea taste like shit.
aww, I like it. With a slice of lemon =)
Facts
My last name is Op den Bosch and it means Over The Woods.
I have an atleast moderate knowledge of 5 languages.
My parents have been divorced since I was 3.
The last time I got into a physical fight, I shoved dirt piles into a girls throat and broke her 24k Mickey Mouse chain on the playground.
I have seen a therapist, regularly — years ago.
My father is Belgian, raised in Colombia...
12 hours later,
—Had a 12 1/2 hour school day today. Class, work, meetings, tutoring, and such. Can’t complain because I learned a lot.
—Had some lunch from the Thai place, bangin’ <3
—Was really tired because my housemate and her boyfriend having sex woke me up at 3am. ( -__ - )
—But my tiredness went away because I got to act as the “Shark Queen”...
“You buy things and you keep them clean. You take care of them. Keep them in a...”
– via: I wrote this for you (via kari-shma) (via barefootandapronwearing) (via quote-book)
“The worst thing one can do is not to try, to be aware of what one wants and not...”
– David Viscott (via brokenmachine) (via quote-book)
Edward Scissorhands
always makes me cry, without fail. beautiful movie. I never want Tim Burton or Johnny Depp to leave this Earth.
wow
That was the fastest you’ve ever responded. Just threw up OD and now I feel functional . thanks.
Dear Universe,
yes, I am a fool for having 4 shots of tequila, 2 everclear, 2 vodka and some number of mixed drinks. An overindulgent fool. But I am begging you, just let me throw up or die or just stop feeling like the garbage truck reversed over my mangled body. I need to babysit in 2.5 hours and I have a shit load of work to do. I promise I’ll stay in tonight =)
-Hungover
Jim Gaffigan on food
“It must be really awkward to explain to someone in a starving country what an appetizer is. Oh thats just the food we eat before we eat the food… ‘Oh so dessert?’ … no, thats the food we at after we eat the food”
“I like the people who say ‘I only like fish when it doesn’t taste like fish’, I GOT NEWS FOR YA BUDDY, you don’t...
Jim Gaffigan on gifts
“You ever have someone give you a candle as a gift? Its like.. you know I have electricity right?”
“My favorite gift I ever got was a flask. I think a flask is a nice way of saying, hey, you look like a drunk on the go!”
“The statue of liberty was a gift.. good thing it was beautiful. You imagine if it wasn’t? The french would come over and say...
Friday Night
Having a birthday party for one of my housemates in a few hours.
Somehow we were all born in September.
I just met him this semester so I don’t know any of his friends. The entire population of India is due to arrive at 10pm.
I’m pretty socially awkward, some people call that shy.
But, I am excited to learn how to dance to Hindi music. The few I’ve met are pretty cool and...
“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.”
– Coco Chanel (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Kiloko
More power to you.
I did programming for 2 years here and ran away, quickly.
Is the photography just a hobby? Its really good.
Kiloko
What’s your major?
charley talks in her sleep a lot
Me: let's move to the bed and cuddle, come on charlotte
Charley: okay....... download it.......
Me: what?
Charley: if you want to then just download it ya know?
Me: hahaha what are you talking about?
Charley: just download the album then.
Me: what album should I download?
Charley: well I don't know!
Then she got up, walked to the bed, passed out across the whole thing and started snoring ahahaha. Life. Then I woke her up and this happened...
Me: come onnnnnn
Charley: I'm a hero (but it sounded like hewwwwwwo)
Me: you.... are.... craaaazy
Charley: you're a crazy bitch
Then she got up and went to the bathroom ahahah. I'm having so much fun with my delirious girlfriend.
Haha, I can completely relate to this. My boyfriend wonders about all the crazy conversations I try to have with him in my sleep.
Ps.
There’s only 100 days left in the year 2009. Make it count.
Happy Birthday
to me.
and the day is coming to an end. I’m settling down to do some work. Definitely a lot of ups and downs today. Birthdays aren’t what they used to be especially not when there’s a million responsibilities, but you can’t complain for living another day and having so many people to love you. I am very grateful for all the personal phone calls, voicemails, texts, and...
Bill Gates
donated 20 million dollars to my school to have a building constructed and named after him. One day, I’m gonna be that rich. I swear it. He’s coming to speak on Tuesday and registration for the event closed less than an hour after it opened. Now you can register to sit in a room and watch a camera that is recording him as he speaks in the next room.
Only, only, at CMU. Its the...
Im keeping my distance
“unless it’s mad passionate extraordinary love, it’s a waste of your...”
gkhdavkiocieghldf!
I’m some type of overly stressed.
with a mix of happy and anticipating.
it makes for a bad sleep mixture.
Lets see
hungover, not in the headache or shitty feeling way
just in the I might still be drunk and my hair looks a hot mess in a good way.
I got dance rehearsal in 2 hours. I’m gonna have a weekday breakfast with some yogurt and granola but somewhere after I’m fitting in scrambled eggs, sausage and grits. Because its Sunday. Get outta here with that yogurt bullshit. If I was in jersey...
I can't stand
the people you don’t even know well (actually, I don’t really give a fuck if I know you either) who casually come up to you on some “hey, did you do the [insert class here] homework? Mind if I look at it?” Yes. Yes I do mind if you look at it. Because JUST like you I have shit to do. I have classes, I have work, I have stress, I have meetings and clubs, and socializing and...
“My mom always told me to remember the three L’s; Live, laugh and love. She...”
– Unknown (via thresca) (via quote-book) 